Humour in crisis - Nuggets from Fwds

Few of my favourites from the last email I received:

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are?? Wall Street is now being
called Wall Mart Street - Jay Leno

The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side
nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.

Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite
candy bar - Jay Leno

The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is even
thicker. They had to include pictures - Jay Leno

and the best….

What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my
cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether that
refers to mine or the bank's